This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! Vail Resorts (NYSE: MTN) Is Skiing Into Trouble—Here’s How They Fix It Vail Resorts (NYSE: MTN) used to be the king of the mountain. Now it’s the skier who got stuck on the chairlift with one boot off, wondering what happened to all the powder. The stock […]
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This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Why Caesars (CZR) Stock Could Win Big from Fed Rate Cuts and Digital Betting Growth Company: Caesars Entertainment Inc. (NASDAQ: CZR) Rating : BUY Thesis Date: June 2025Caesars isn’t just blackjack and buffets anymore–I mean that’s kind of what I expect to see if I ever
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This article is proudly sponsored by Sew Torn, a film by Diamantis Zavitsanos! Chewy (CHWY): The Pet Supply Company That’s Actually an E-Commerce Beast What Is Chewy, Really? Chewy is an online pet supply store. But not just any store. It’s the Amazon of pet care, but with better customer service and more handwritten birthday cards.
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This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Hershey’s New CEO Is Fine. And That’s the Exact Problem Who Ordered the Plain Chocolate? Hershey’s announcement sounded like a Fortune 500 press release got cloned in ChatGPT and deep-fried in PR jargon. Kirk Tanner, longtime Pepsi exec and current Wendy’s CEO, will replace Michele Buck
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This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Humana Just Bought a Bankrupt Retirement Megaclinic—Smart Play or Florida Man Finance? Ticker: $HUM Deal: Humana’s CenterWell to acquire The Villages Health out of Chapter 11 My Initial Take: When life gives you Medicare audits, you buy the clinic. Welcome to The Villages—Where Everyone Has a Doctor
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This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! Chipotle’s Produce Slicers, Molina’s Medical Bills, and Tesla’s Momentum Crash: What’s Really Going On Today Welcome to your daily dose of corporate whiplash. Today we’re serving up three spicy helpings of earnings reality: Chipotle’s comp conundrum, Molina’s margin migraine, and Tesla’s transition from hype engine to financial
This article is proudly sponsored by Texas Student Media! Capital One (NYSE: COF) Just Bought Discover—Here’s Why It’s a Game-Changer for Investors Capital One Financial Corporation (NYSE: COF), following its recently completed acquisition of Discover Financial Services, has solidified its position as the largest U.S. credit card issuer by loan volume, with approximately $250bn in outstanding
This article is proudly sponsored by Lake Region State College! Purell Is Up for Grabs: Here’s Who Might Slap the “Sold” Sticker on GOJO Industries This article is also proudly sanitized by reality–not really, don’t sue me, reality. GOJO Industries—the family-owned maker of Purell—has officially put up the “For Sale” sign. And no, this isn’t some
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This article is sponsored by College Readiness Consulting! BWX Technologies (BWXT): The Most Defensive Industrial Stock for Inflation, Tariffs, and Rate Cuts Executive Summary BWX Technologies (NYSE: BWXT) is the sole manufacturer of naval nuclear reactors for the U.S. Navy, operating with highly specialized, long-term, and inflation-protected contracts. The company generates ~81% of its total
This article is proudly sponsored by Sew Torn, a film by Diamantis Zavitsanos! SLM Corporation (NASDAQ: SLM) Stock Pitch: A High-Margin Countercyclical Winner for a Gradual Fed Pivot Executive Summary SLM Corporation, commonly known as Sallie Mae, is the largest private student loan lender in the U.S., commanding approximately 64% market share and accounting for nearly